Intergalactic Gourmet Mugs

Kirks & Tacos

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

The Origins of Everything

"The bagels are better in New York."

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean."

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

'As far as we know, no one who has eaten our genetically-modified food has turned into a creature or anything.'

Writer and his Muse on a cookout.

"Ah! dehydrogenated non-milk fat solids with a soupcon of deoxyhydropesane and sweetners...just like mum used to make."

'Most, yes, but they're not all carcinogenic!'

"It all comes down to the aging and fermentation process."

"I enjoy eating healthy – I just don’t like the food."

"It's made with real angel hair."

'...and that concludes this seminar on healthy living. Now, if anyone cares to join me, I'm off to that new place down the street for some steak and a few beers.'

"Monsieur Proust, we would like to discuss product placement for one of our cakes...."

"Of course this is a pizza! Man, I've always been a rebel!"

'Now watch and listen!'

"I eat the genetically modified flounder all the time and it's delicious."

"All I've got left is smoked."

Lemon beelzebub for table 666

Aliens Coffee

Hudson River Crouton

"I still call it a custard tart but to be honest, it's a dairy free, soy fructose mix, with no nuts."

'It's just Frank's ghost returning for a bottle of wine. It doesn't tend to keep well, where he ended up.'

"Well, we went through the fruit and veg, and thought we should try something more exotic - like the space-time continuum."

Why Shirley hates to eat genetic modified Broccoli.

'WIll that be with or without methane, sir?'

The experience was exhilarating. You could eat like a pig and weigh nothing.

No matter where. . . everyone gravitates toward the kitchen.

'Oh please uncle Jim! Tell us another creepy story of the living!'

"Set phazers to medium rare!"

Spaceman serving shrimp.

"You want fries with that Chardonnay?"