Angelic Gourmet T-Shirts

"It's made with real angel hair."

"The bagels are better in New York."

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

The Origins of Everything

Sure, I'll take a sandwich

"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean."

"Your old Jewish mother with some pickled herring, sir. To remind you of your roots,"

"The wings are addictive."

"Don't tell anyone, but I'll have the devil's food cake."

'Most, yes, but they're not all carcinogenic!'

Well, O.K., so you found fast food, but what's the hurry?

"I enjoy eating healthy – I just don’t like the food."

"Don't worry...the national immigrant work stoppage does not include our kitchen."

"It all comes down to the aging and fermentation process."

'...and that concludes this seminar on healthy living. Now, if anyone cares to join me, I'm off to that new place down the street for some steak and a few beers.'

"All I've got left is smoked."

Lemon beelzebub for table 666

'No, that is not a balanced diet.'

'Now watch and listen!'

Hudson River Crouton

Why Shirley hates to eat genetic modified Broccoli.

"Well, we went through the fruit and veg, and thought we should try something more exotic - like the space-time continuum."

Kirks & Tacos

"Set phazers to medium rare!"

"I still call it a custard tart but to be honest, it's a dairy free, soy fructose mix, with no nuts."

'How come you never bring meatballs?'

'WIll that be with or without methane, sir?'

'Oh no wonder, this is Extra Virgin Mary Olive Oil.'

"You want fries with that Chardonnay?"

'Hey, I enjoyed that meal. Did you get the caterers in, or something?'

Life of Riley #3: '...The food is always excellent.'

"You're not going to believe this -- they're making deep-fried manna."

'WHAT??! 3.695.897 euro for the pizza delivery service??!'

Guru on a mountain top with a take away menu

"Red wine with fish? Do you take me as some kind of a monster?!"