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"The wings are addictive."

"I do tech support for the cloud."

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

"Did you notice how the cables never get tangled!"

"The bagels are better in New York."

"I was a primary school teacher. What did you do?"

An amplified harp

"Wait a minute- these are just the ten commandments of perfect mashed potatoes."

Angel playing music

'I store all my data in the cloud.'

"Namasteak"

"Don't tell anyone, but I'll have the devil's food cake."

An intergalactic oat bran cluster, about to significantly lower Earth's average cholesterol level.

"It's made with real angel hair."

Supply was out of harps.

"So much for eternal rest."

"Say what you like about Hell, at least they have solid floors."

Fat angel eating halo like doughnut

"Not the Verity Brewster? The Verity Brewster who invented sweet-potato casserole with marshmallows on top?"

'Let's see...yes, there is a wing upgrade for a soul patch.'

Late Night TV

"But don't bother making up a schedule for all those projects. I've got all the time in the world now."

"I can't hit a bad note to save my soul!"

"I guess they really are permanent."

'Gee, I never expected to find this problem here too!'

Movie Angel

Christmas canape?

"Why corona? I thought they were getting a bit too cocky."

"Tell the Boss that we have a MAJOR computer glitch!"

"If only they knew we can still get texts up here."

"You're not going to believe this -- they're making deep-fried manna."