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Eating in Heaven.

"Don't tell anyone, but I'll have the devil's food cake."

"You're the lid to my pot."

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

"The bagels are better in New York."

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

'You're my anti-oxidant!'

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

Heaven

''Romantic'? No -- but it makes me feel like having a CROISSANT!'

"The wings are addictive."

"Let there be light hors d'oeuvres."

"You complete me."

"I'd better not eat any more broccoli. I'm saving room for spiritual food."

"It's made with real angel hair."

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

Life on cloud 8

'Alice are you dating me only because you don't feel like cooking?'

"First, do no ham."

Adam and Eve and Scott

'How nice! -- They're making a ten-part miniseries about the Bible!'

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

"Tonight, you're dessert!"

Bishop reads menu which features only loaves, fishes, water and wine.

"We're looking for that wine that got away."

'Please hold for an eternity...'

"What were you expecting?"

'Hell's Kitchen/God's Pantry'

'Well, she ate the apple -- I SAID you should have the whole thing catered.'

"Wanna trade guys? My guy annoys me already. I like your guy."

"And over here we have a painting called 'Tuna Melt with Pickles' or 'The Persistence of Appetite'."