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Eating in Heaven.

"Don't tell anyone, but I'll have the devil's food cake."

Well, O.K., so you found fast food, but what's the hurry?

"You're the lid to my pot."

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

"The bagels are better in New York."

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

'You're my anti-oxidant!'

Man with a pizza in 'Lover's Lane.'

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

''Romantic'? No -- but it makes me feel like having a CROISSANT!'

Where cronuts come from.

How do I love thee? Let me count the ways … Open Mike Night Presents Sadie Cohen. I love thee to the depth and breadth and height my ladle can reach … When feeling hungry for the crunch of crouton and ideal lettuce. I love thee to the level of every day's most quiet need ... by cheesy bread and chicken wing. I love thee freely, as men strive for right. I eat of thee freely, and then, at four, 'tis goodnight. O Sizzler salad bar, how do I love thee? I'm hungry.

Heaven

"The wings are addictive."

'All You Can Eat Wings.'

"You complete me."

"Let there be light hors d'oeuvres."

"It's made with real angel hair."

"I'd better not eat any more broccoli. I'm saving room for spiritual food."

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

Life on cloud 8

"First, do no ham."

'Alice are you dating me only because you don't feel like cooking?'

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

'How nice! -- They're making a ten-part miniseries about the Bible!'

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

Adam and Eve and Scott

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

'Well, she ate the apple -- I SAID you should have the whole thing catered.'

"Tonight, you're dessert!"

'Please hold for an eternity...'

"And over here we have a painting called 'Tuna Melt with Pickles' or 'The Persistence of Appetite'."

"We're looking for that wine that got away."

Bishop reads menu which features only loaves, fishes, water and wine.