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"That's one thing you can't get up here, a good hot curry."

Christmas canape?

"You're the lid to my pot."

"The bagels are better in New York."

'You're my anti-oxidant!'

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

'Hey, honey bun!'

''Romantic'? No -- but it makes me feel like having a CROISSANT!'

"The wings are addictive."

"Don't tell anyone, but I'll have the devil's food cake."

"You think you're so damn Cordon Bleu!"

Hell's Kitchen specials: Lawyer thermador, barrister kabobs, litigator flambe, attorney tartare.

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

"You complete me."

Dessert - the most important meal of the day.

Stand back - while I whip something up

'Alice are you dating me only because you don't feel like cooking?'

"Why waste money on perfume when his favorite scent is stuffed pork chops?"

'I recommend looking down your wife's top, sir.'

Adam and Eve and Scott

"Have you ever licked cream off a woman's body?"

Artist and chiken

When seasons collide

When I see you I turn to jelly!

'You said we can grow our own food. So, where's the hot dog seeds.'

"We're looking for that wine that got away."

Cheesemaker

"And over here we have a painting called 'Tuna Melt with Pickles' or 'The Persistence of Appetite'."

"Tonight, you're dessert!"

"Trust me, this place is worth the wait."