Foodie Angel Gifts

"That's one thing you can't get up here, a good hot curry."

Christmas canape?

"You're the lid to my pot."

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

"The bagels are better in New York."

Man with a pizza in 'Lover's Lane.'

'You're my anti-oxidant!'

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

''Romantic'? No -- but it makes me feel like having a CROISSANT!'

Where cronuts come from.

How do I love thee? Let me count the ways … Open Mike Night Presents Sadie Cohen. I love thee to the depth and breadth and height my ladle can reach … When feeling hungry for the crunch of crouton and ideal lettuce. I love thee to the level of every day's most quiet need ... by cheesy bread and chicken wing. I love thee freely, as men strive for right. I eat of thee freely, and then, at four, 'tis goodnight. O Sizzler salad bar, how do I love thee? I'm hungry.

'Hey, honey bun!'

"The wings are addictive."

"Don't tell anyone, but I'll have the devil's food cake."

'All You Can Eat Wings.'

"You think you're so damn Cordon Bleu!"

"You complete me."

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

Dessert - the most important meal of the day.

Well, O.K., so you found fast food, but what's the hurry?

Hell's Kitchen specials: Lawyer thermador, barrister kabobs, litigator flambe, attorney tartare.

Stand back - while I whip something up

'Alice are you dating me only because you don't feel like cooking?'

Artist and chiken

Adam and Eve and Scott

"Have you ever licked cream off a woman's body?"

"Why waste money on perfume when his favorite scent is stuffed pork chops?"

'I recommend looking down your wife's top, sir.'

'You said we can grow our own food. So, where's the hot dog seeds.'

Cheesemaker

"We're looking for that wine that got away."

"Tonight, you're dessert!"

You still working on that?

When seasons collide

When I see you I turn to jelly!