Artistic Foodie Gifts

Adam and Eve and Scott

"And over here we have a painting called 'Tuna Melt with Pickles' or 'The Persistence of Appetite'."

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

"Baby Jackson Pollock"

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."

'It's another cookery programme but It's aimed at children.'

Culinary surgery.

'I'm in the amusingly shaped vegetables department.'

The worm that churned!

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

"It's Chicken Mole!"

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

'Maybe we shouldn't show how sausage and foie gras are made on the same day.'

Picasso

Funky Chef 2

Burger stall at an art gallery

'It had taken some time, but the finding of a spaghetti junction brought immense satisfaction.'

'Given the date, they must be organic.'

"When Picasso was hungry he would swap a painting for a meal. Times change. I am a celebrity chef..."

"The pink ones are sashimi, and I believe the little yellow ones just fell off the Pollock."

The Salvador Deli

'Quit playing with it.'

Artist and chiken

Salvador Deli

Funky Chef 1

'Enjoy?...How?'

Comment on food.

You still working on that?

When seasons collide

'I played around with acrylics for about a minute, but now I work exclusively with food.'

Do you do portraits as well?

"I love the splatter effect you got with the green. What brush did you use?"

The Sausage world's version of a Crematorium using a Barbecue to Cremate

'You think ideas are contained in food?'

"That's right, sir, soup of the week. We made quite a lot of it."