Art Loving Foodie Gifts

Picasso

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

"Baby Jackson Pollock"

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."

The worm that churned!

Mouse with a cat cake.

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

'I wish I hadn't coloured in all that bread, now.'

Shaved Ice

'I'm in the amusingly shaped vegetables department.'

Culinary surgery.

"It's Chicken Mole!"

'Maybe we shouldn't show how sausage and foie gras are made on the same day.'

Funky Chef 2

"When Picasso was hungry he would swap a painting for a meal. Times change. I am a celebrity chef..."

'Given the date, they must be organic.'

Burger stall at an art gallery

The Salvador Deli

"The pink ones are sashimi, and I believe the little yellow ones just fell off the Pollock."

"Hmmm, I'm not sure – I’ll ask our chef when he sobers up."

Artist and chiken

Salvador Deli

Adam and Eve and Scott

'Quit playing with it.'

Almost Everything Bagel

"Love the cheese - not so sure about the presentation."

"And over here we have a painting called 'Tuna Melt with Pickles' or 'The Persistence of Appetite'."

You still working on that?

'Enjoy?...How?'

Funky Chef 1

Carlo Bing's Penne Lounge Chair

"I'll have the artist's lunch, if there is such."

The Sausage world's version of a Crematorium using a Barbecue to Cremate

'I played around with acrylics for about a minute, but now I work exclusively with food.'

"That's right, sir, soup of the week. We made quite a lot of it."