Food Art Fan Gifts

"Baby Jackson Pollock"

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

OFA. Onion Farmer of the Year. I told myself I wasn't going to cry ….

Mouse with a cat cake.

"It's Chicken Mole!"

"Well, I'm the company sports champion! During the lunch break I ate more hamburgers than any other colleague!"

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."

Shaved Ice

Culinary surgery.

The worm that churned!

'I'm in the amusingly shaped vegetables department.'

'I wish I hadn't coloured in all that bread, now.'

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

Picasso

Funky Chef 2

Burger stall at an art gallery

'Given the date, they must be organic.'

"When Picasso was hungry he would swap a painting for a meal. Times change. I am a celebrity chef..."

"The pink ones are sashimi, and I believe the little yellow ones just fell off the Pollock."

The Salvador Deli

Salvador Deli

Artist and chiken

Adam and Eve and Scott

'Quit playing with it.'

Almost Everything Bagel

"And over here we have a painting called 'Tuna Melt with Pickles' or 'The Persistence of Appetite'."

'Enjoy?...How?'

Funky Chef 1

You still working on that?

Carlo Bing's Penne Lounge Chair

"I'll have the artist's lunch, if there is such."

The Sausage world's version of a Crematorium using a Barbecue to Cremate

"I love the splatter effect you got with the green. What brush did you use?"

Do you do portraits as well?

'I played around with acrylics for about a minute, but now I work exclusively with food.'