Artistic Foodie Pillows

Adam and Eve and Scott

"And over here we have a painting called 'Tuna Melt with Pickles' or 'The Persistence of Appetite'."

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

"Baby Jackson Pollock"

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

The worm that churned!

Culinary surgery.

'I'm in the amusingly shaped vegetables department.'

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

"It's Chicken Mole!"

'Maybe we shouldn't show how sausage and foie gras are made on the same day.'

Picasso

Funky Chef 2

"When Picasso was hungry he would swap a painting for a meal. Times change. I am a celebrity chef..."

'Given the date, they must be organic.'

Burger stall at an art gallery

'It had taken some time, but the finding of a spaghetti junction brought immense satisfaction.'

"The pink ones are sashimi, and I believe the little yellow ones just fell off the Pollock."

The Salvador Deli

'Quit playing with it.'

Artist and chiken

Salvador Deli

'Enjoy?...How?'

Funky Chef 1

When seasons collide

Comment on food.

"I'll have the artist's lunch, if there is such."

Do you do portraits as well?

"I love the splatter effect you got with the green. What brush did you use?"

"Peanut butter and jelly...simple...delicious... why didn't I think of that?"

The Sausage world's version of a Crematorium using a Barbecue to Cremate

'You think ideas are contained in food?'

'I played around with acrylics for about a minute, but now I work exclusively with food.'

"That's right, sir, soup of the week. We made quite a lot of it."