Artful Eater Pillows

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."

"Baby Jackson Pollock"

"Give my compliments to the Biotech industry"

"It's Chicken Mole!"

'I wish I hadn't coloured in all that bread, now.'

The worm that churned!

Children's Dream Dinners: Superhero Special

Picasso

Cooking With Pollock.

'Given the date, they must be organic.'

"When Picasso was hungry he would swap a painting for a meal. Times change. I am a celebrity chef..."

Burger stall at an art gallery

"As you can see, my culinary creations are eclectic."

An art director eats: 'Waiter! Does this lettuce say 'salad' to you?'

The Salvador Deli

"The pink ones are sashimi, and I believe the little yellow ones just fell off the Pollock."

Salvador Deli

Adam and Eve and Scott

Easter Egg Painting.

"And over here we have a painting called 'Tuna Melt with Pickles' or 'The Persistence of Appetite'."

'Enjoy?...How?'

"I love the splatter effect you got with the green. What brush did you use?"

How to sell healthy food...

"Order's up -- One grass-fed free-range peanut butter and jelly dinosaur sandwich."

"You'll like this place. The food is eclectic without being schizophrenic."

"I'll have the artist's lunch, if there is such."

Rodin's Thinker in front of refrigerator.

'Our cuisine has moved from the eclectic to the schizophrenic.'

For twenty years Harold had been a devoted vegetarian, but then one day...

"The taste was fine, but the presentation only got me 5 likes."

Tortelloni

"I'd like the spaghetti surprise."

Pizza Express Take-away

"Don't even think about it."

Jim checks his breadbox inbox.