Artful Eater Pillows

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."

"Baby Jackson Pollock"

"Give my compliments to the Biotech industry"

"It's Chicken Mole!"

'I wish I hadn't coloured in all that bread, now.'

The worm that churned!

Children's Dream Dinners: Superhero Special

Picasso

'Given the date, they must be organic.'

"When Picasso was hungry he would swap a painting for a meal. Times change. I am a celebrity chef..."

Burger stall at an art gallery

"As you can see, my culinary creations are eclectic."

An art director eats: 'Waiter! Does this lettuce say 'salad' to you?'

"The pink ones are sashimi, and I believe the little yellow ones just fell off the Pollock."

The Salvador Deli

Salvador Deli

Adam and Eve and Scott

'Enjoy?...How?'

"And over here we have a painting called 'Tuna Melt with Pickles' or 'The Persistence of Appetite'."

"I love the splatter effect you got with the green. What brush did you use?"

How to sell healthy food...

"You'll like this place. The food is eclectic without being schizophrenic."

"Order's up -- One grass-fed free-range peanut butter and jelly dinosaur sandwich."

"I'll have the artist's lunch, if there is such."

Rodin's Thinker in front of refrigerator.

'Our cuisine has moved from the eclectic to the schizophrenic.'

"I'd like the spaghetti surprise."

Frying sausages by the sea.

For twenty years Harold had been a devoted vegetarian, but then one day...

"Don't even think about it."

Pizza Express Take-away

Jim checks his breadbox inbox.

Tortelloni

"The taste was fine, but the presentation only got me 5 likes."