Foodie Regal Gifts

"So, order in or go out?"

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!"

'Small favor, Elizabeth - before we enter the throne room, drop back ten paces.'

"No, wait a minute. I'm King. You're Rex."

"I have to admit. You talked a good game."

"You think you're so damn Cordon Bleu!"

"King and clown—why can't I be both?"

'I was all ready to deal with the military, but I never expected an IRS coup!'

'I'll have the frogs legs - and make sure they're kneeling.'

Restaurant: Come & Get It! Bland Cuisine - 'Just plain food, good, but nothing fancy.'

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

Emperor Trump and Sultan Erdogan

"And there it is... Coronation chicken"

' Look Philip. Even after fifty years I can still get into my coronation dress.'

''Pop'? In my part of the country they're called a 'Soda-Tart'.'

'Go on then.....Rule!'

'We only stay together for the sake of the Holy Roman Empire.'

"That's one thing you can't get up here, a good hot curry."

"On advice of counsel...do not order the prime rib well done."

Christmas canape?

"They don't have a dish named chicken-a-la-queen, do they?"

'The chef says the closest thing he has to 'four and twenty blackbirds baked in a pie' is quiche.'

"I always knew that they would get tired of eating grass someday."

Prince

'Not coronation chicken again!'

'Sorry about the economy, but I never was very good at story problems.'

"Do you have anything fit for a King?"

Dear Diary...Royal Diary

'What's all this I've been hearing about 'future deficits'?'

'They're called 'ladies in waiting,' not 'those broads downstairs'!'

A king returns to his throne to find his dog sitting on it wearing his crown.

"It's still the red-carpet treatment, even if it's only remnants."

'Because the seniority system is traditional, that's why!'