Regal Recitalist Gifts

Prince

Jack Gleeson

"Where the hell's my Slinky?"

'After hours of rehearsing together, little Judy Barlow is going to play 'Three Blind Mice' while her father screams, 'Keep that racket down, will ya?''

"No, wait a minute. I'm King. You're Rex."

'Small favor, Elizabeth - before we enter the throne room, drop back ten paces.'

'Make up your mind, folks... King size or Queen size?'

Take a bow!

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

Mr. K's essay is such a drag! Yeah, but I've got to do really well. Twig! You're such a grind! Am not! Life isn't only about grades. I know! But he's directing the spring musical. And my singing won't get me the part all by itself! English: Gateway to the Grammys.

"I have to admit. You talked a good game."

'Enter, His Royal Globalness...'

Music at Home Pt. 1

"I don't want to play for the audience. I want to play for the fans."

"King and clown—why can't I be both?"

Bravo!

First Violin Recital.

'I was all ready to deal with the military, but I never expected an IRS coup!'

Flute-a-licious.

"In conclusion , I'll replay the notes I played incorrectly. There was an F sharp, two E flats, a G..."

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

Boring Pianist

Emperor Trump and Sultan Erdogan

' Look Philip. Even after fifty years I can still get into my coronation dress.'

'Go on then.....Rule!'

'Actually, I'm between reigns right now.'

'We only stay together for the sake of the Holy Roman Empire.'

Violinists.

Young Simon Cowell

'The chef says the closest thing he has to 'four and twenty blackbirds baked in a pie' is quiche.'

Celesta

'That should discourage my imitators.'

'He abdicated his throne and got into software.'

'What's all this I've been hearing about 'future deficits'?'

'Sorry about the economy, but I never was very good at story problems.'