Regal Recitalist Pillows

Prince

"No, wait a minute. I'm King. You're Rex."

'Small favor, Elizabeth - before we enter the throne room, drop back ten paces.'

'After hours of rehearsing together, little Judy Barlow is going to play 'Three Blind Mice' while her father screams, 'Keep that racket down, will ya?''

'Make up your mind, folks... King size or Queen size?'

"I have to admit. You talked a good game."

Take a bow!

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

'Enter, His Royal Globalness...'

Music at Home Pt. 1

"I don't want to play for the audience. I want to play for the fans."

First Violin Recital.

"King and clown—why can't I be both?"

'I was all ready to deal with the military, but I never expected an IRS coup!'

Bravo!

Flute-a-licious.

"In conclusion , I'll replay the notes I played incorrectly. There was an F sharp, two E flats, a G..."

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

Boring Pianist

Emperor Trump and Sultan Erdogan

' Look Philip. Even after fifty years I can still get into my coronation dress.'

'We only stay together for the sake of the Holy Roman Empire.'

'Go on then.....Rule!'

Violinists.

'Actually, I'm between reigns right now.'

'The chef says the closest thing he has to 'four and twenty blackbirds baked in a pie' is quiche.'

'That should discourage my imitators.'

Celesta

'He abdicated his throne and got into software.'

'Sorry about the economy, but I never was very good at story problems.'

"Do you have anything fit for a King?"

'What's all this I've been hearing about 'future deficits'?'