Regal Roleplayers Pillows

Fat Cat Crowns Obama.

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

Jack Gleeson

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

"Where the hell's my Slinky?"

"Excuse me a moment, whilst I just change hats."

"No, wait a minute. I'm King. You're Rex."

'Small favor, Elizabeth - before we enter the throne room, drop back ten paces.'

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

The Royal Wii.

'I was all ready to deal with the military, but I never expected an IRS coup!'

"King and clown—why can't I be both?"

"And if you don't know what to say, just say, 'Ho, ho, ho!''

'They say a man's home is his castle...here's your sceptre, your highness, the throne is plugged!'

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

'What do you mean you don't believe I'm really a Princess?'

Emperor Trump and Sultan Erdogan

Hunding

"That door's no protection against Hobgoblins." - Elf And Safety Inspector

'Apparently, they've gone rogue, Al. They've stopped playing roles and are speaking for themselves, and what we have here are two very disturbed bruins.'

'I could have SWORN I outlawed dragons!'

'Go on then.....Rule!'

Ethelred II

"We are not under siege, Your Majesty. You just have a siege mentality."

'Well, yes. We are losing the battle, sire. But this is just an exhibition...'

'No I didn't cast Detect Evil to work it out! Let's just say I aced my Female Intuition roll...'

'The chef says the closest thing he has to 'four and twenty blackbirds baked in a pie' is quiche.'

'Sorry about the war, folks - I was off my meds.'

"How would you like to be queen for a day?"

King to knight: 'You'll have to stop slaying dragons for awhile - the Sierra Club got an injunction.'

"Hey, Angel of Death! I'd like to see just how fast you really are!"

'Coming up! One meal, fit for a King!'

All new holiday season hard wear.

Prince

'Although we've vanquished the invaders from Paperland, we really should have allied with them for the impending attack on us by Rockland!'