Royal Roleplayer Pillows

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

"Do you want to pretend to be a doctor and I'll pretend to be a hotshot civil litigation attorney who sues you till your ears bleed?"

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

A couple dressed as a knife and fork

Jack Gleeson

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

'How about a game of cards?'

"What part of 'giddyup' don't you understand?"

"Excuse me a moment, whilst I just change hats."

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

"Most of the time it's 'Me Tarzan, you Jane', until we get into the bedroom. Then he's all, 'You Tarzan, Me Jane'."

"No, wait a minute. I'm King. You're Rex."

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

The Royal Wii

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

'How can you say I'm a bad actress, Tarzan?'

"They're class action figures."

'Let's play doctor - you be the patient, you be the surgeon, and I'll be the malpractice-attorney.'

King Pin

'We're playing 'mummy'!'

'I was all ready to deal with the military, but I never expected an IRS coup!'

When we said we wanted you to have more fun training we didn't mean THAT much fun.

'They say a man's home is his castle...here's your sceptre, your highness, the throne is plugged!'

Emperor Trump and Sultan Erdogan

"The patient is ready for his injections, doctor."

"Can we have all of your candy, a dog biscuit and a smoke for my cat friend here?"

'What do you mean you don't believe I'm really a Princess?'

Big people always make a mess of things phobia: 'Let's play grownups. You'll be for busing and I'll be against it.'

Hunding

'I still say I should be at the REAR end, Rodney!'

"Hey I know, let's play bored kids hanging around after school."

"Do you think we could stop using 'Julius Caesar' in the role plays?"

'These online fantasy worlds are great fun. I can be ‘Dave the Accountant' from Birmingham.'

"That door's no protection against Hobgoblins." - Elf And Safety Inspector

"You be the Native American and I'll be the cowperson."