Royal Roleplayer Pillows

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

'How about a game of cards?'

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

A couple dressed as a knife and fork

"What part of 'giddyup' don't you understand?"

"Most of the time it's 'Me Tarzan, you Jane', until we get into the bedroom. Then he's all, 'You Tarzan, Me Jane'."

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

"No, wait a minute. I'm King. You're Rex."

'How can you say I'm a bad actress, Tarzan?'

The Royal Wii

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

"They're class action figures."

King Pin

'Let's play doctor - you be the patient, you be the surgeon, and I'll be the malpractice-attorney.'

'We're playing 'mummy'!'

When we said we wanted you to have more fun training we didn't mean THAT much fun.

'I was all ready to deal with the military, but I never expected an IRS coup!'

'They say a man's home is his castle...here's your sceptre, your highness, the throne is plugged!'

'What do you mean you don't believe I'm really a Princess?'

Big people always make a mess of things phobia: 'Let's play grownups. You'll be for busing and I'll be against it.'

Emperor Trump and Sultan Erdogan

"The patient is ready for his injections, doctor."

"Hey I know, let's play bored kids hanging around after school."

"Can we have all of your candy, a dog biscuit and a smoke for my cat friend here?"

'I still say I should be at the REAR end, Rodney!'

Hunding

"Do you think we could stop using 'Julius Caesar' in the role plays?"

"That door's no protection against Hobgoblins." - Elf And Safety Inspector

'These online fantasy worlds are great fun. I can be ‘Dave the Accountant' from Birmingham.'

"You be the Native American and I'll be the cowperson."

'I'm a vestal virgin.'