Regal Roleplayer Pillows

'When others are around, I'm Henry V ... not Hank.'

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

"No, wait a minute. I'm King. You're Rex."

'Small favor, Elizabeth - before we enter the throne room, drop back ten paces.'

'Make up your mind, folks... King size or Queen size?'

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

The Royal Wii

King Pin

'I was all ready to deal with the military, but I never expected an IRS coup!'

"King and clown—why can't I be both?"

'They say a man's home is his castle...here's your sceptre, your highness, the throne is plugged!'

Emperor Trump and Sultan Erdogan

'I'm going out to forge an alliance.'

'What do you mean you don't believe I'm really a Princess?'

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

Hunding

"That door's no protection against Hobgoblins." - Elf And Safety Inspector

'Go on then.....Rule!'

Ethelred II

'I could have SWORN I outlawed dragons!'

"We are not under siege, Your Majesty. You just have a siege mentality."

'Well, yes. We are losing the battle, sire. But this is just an exhibition...'

'No I didn't cast Detect Evil to work it out! Let's just say I aced my Female Intuition roll...'

King to knight: 'You'll have to stop slaying dragons for awhile - the Sierra Club got an injunction.'

'Although we've vanquished the invaders from Paperland, we really should have allied with them for the impending attack on us by Rockland!'

'The chef says the closest thing he has to 'four and twenty blackbirds baked in a pie' is quiche.'

'Coming up! One meal, fit for a King!'

"Hey, Angel of Death! I'd like to see just how fast you really are!"

All new holiday season hard wear.

'Sorry about the war, folks - I was off my meds.'