Regal Ruler Pillows

'To his credit, he only oppresses the masses when there's nothing good on TV.'

Jack Gleeson

"Where the hell's my Slinky?"

"No, wait a minute. I'm King. You're Rex."

'Make up your mind, folks... King size or Queen size?'

"I say we move on to dessert."

'I never dreamed the 'equal work for equal pay' bill would apply to me!'

Gracie for Queen...of the universe.

The Royal Wii

"Yes, but you were the defender of the wrong faith."

King Pin

A politician's dream come true...

"King and clown—why can't I be both?"

'I was all ready to deal with the military, but I never expected an IRS coup!'

"Why, this is fit for me!"

"I see that grading papers for the teacher is going to your head."

'Your Majesty could have gold fish in the moat.'

Emperor Trump and Sultan Erdogan

Henry, sire, do you think having you're wife's name tattooed on your chest is a good idea?

'Dad, have you ever thought about retiring and going in for volunteer work?'

"Trust no one."

'Go on then.....Rule!'

Football Royalty

"Dear diary: Pillage, conquer, scheme, poison — same old thing. Plus, my new robe makes me look fat!"

'I know you're going to inherit the throne from your father, but I want you to go to medical school just in case.'

The King's New Robes.

"Does this mean I have to talk to someone I don't know?"

"You're in my realm now - keep your hands off the thermostat."

"I exiled the lot of them. How are your kids?"

"Le roi s'amuse. Now put your father on the phone."

Prince

'The chef says the closest thing he has to 'four and twenty blackbirds baked in a pie' is quiche.'

"I want to be feared as a tyrant, loved as a father, and revered as a god, but I also want them to think I'm funny."

'Mother's visiting next week, so I'd like you to lock up all the dissidents.'

'Hey! I didn't ask to be king - I had it thrust upon me!'