Role-play Ruler Pillows

'Can we wait till tomorrow to go out to dinner? -- My Dungeons & Dragons group meets tonight!'

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"Do you want to pretend to be a doctor and I'll pretend to be a hotshot civil litigation attorney who sues you till your ears bleed?"

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

"Why do they do that?"

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

"He likes it."

Billy. The Kid.

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

Kid with 'Little Wellness Facilitator' kit

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

A couple dressed as a knife and fork

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

Little Princess.

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

Little doctor.

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

"What part of 'giddyup' don't you understand?"

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

"Where the hell's my Slinky?"