Role-playing Pillows

"I'm a bird dog."

'I thought we were going to play doctor.' 'We are playing doctor! I'm a lawyer and I'm suing you for malpractice.'

"We're playing YouTube."

Mistress Dominatra, Esq.

"We're not fighting mum, we're playing peace talks"

Little doctor.

Jimmy and Jane Play Doctor

Kid to sister: 'I never play doctor anymore. There's too much paperwork.'

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

'You play the nurse and I'll play God.'

'We're playing Doctor.. I'm filing for insurance claims, and Tommy's on the phone to his lawyer.'

"You can be the mom. I want to be the family friend who has plants instead of babies.'

"Bad news, Dad—you're brain-dead!"

'I hope your temperature is normal too, like Spots was.'

'I told you to summon an orc, not a dork!'

'Young man, haven't you ever heard of the hippocratic oath?'

"I'm droppin' all my 'G's for a while."

'I purchased this for my daughter. After reading about the effect of the healthcare law on the practice of medicine, I want to return it.'

'I hate that Michael Rafferty. We were playing doctor and he kept me waiting two hours.'

'You be the doctor this time and I'll file a mal-practise suit.'

'These online fantasy worlds are great fun. I can be ‘Dave the Accountant' from Birmingham.'

"I've just performed a tonsillectomy on Daddy while he was asleep."

I'm tired of playing doctor, so I'm sending you all off to see specialists!

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

'We were playing mothers and fathers and I forgot our wedding anniversary.'

'Are you crazy? Kings can't take sabbaticals!'

'There's a dangerously fine line between chivalry and being a goody-two-shoes.'

"Frankly, I don't like the look of this jury."

'I don't make house calls. My mom won't let me leave the yard.'

A boy dressed as a cowboy riding a stick horse encounters a stick with a cow's skull at the end lying on the ground.

Superhero

Evil Henchman Gets a Promotion.

"No, I don't know where your pirate shirt is."

'Let's play school. I'll be the principal and you be the teacher, or you be the principal and I'll be the superintendent.'

Zebra Charades.