Role Play Pillows

"In principle we're happy with the trust idea...as long as it's properly monitored and regulated!"

'How sweet, they're playing 'Doctors and Nurses.''

"Are you playing mummies and daddies?"

'How come you always get to be Warren Buffett and I have to be George Soros?'

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

"Why do they do that?"

'I know, let's play, Mummies and Daddies... 'Why don't you help me around the house more? You lazy, good for nothing...''

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

She was to regret having asked Colin to be more of an animal in bed.

"When I said a bit of role-play might spice up our sex life I was thinking more fireman than a clown."

'Let's play house... you can be my ex-husband.'

'Hmmm... right, Wednesday, I've got 10:00 available...' - '...or I could reschedule my submissive at 11:00... yeah...' - 'Yeah... it's fine... no... he'll take it like a good little worm... ha, ha... okay... bye!'

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

4 Genres of Halloween Costume

"You always want to be the patient. Have you ever wondered what that says about you?"

Caped Character

Junior Doctor and Junior Insurance Salesman

"My mom won't let me play with anyone like me!"

"I'm afraid it's not working for me Gerald!"

Crocodile Costume

"When I said it would be sexy if you were more ANIMAL in bed... I was thinking of a tiger!"

Octopus Kids

"Alexa, tell me I'm a bad girl."

"And my prince is staying home to do the dishes."

Dominatrix

"No one at the joke shop need know."

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

"Ahem."

Psychiatry. Oops, it 3:17, time for me to switch chairs!

New For Halloween! Sexy C.P.A.

'They grow up so fast nowadays.'

'Apparently, they've gone rogue, Al. They've stopped playing roles and are speaking for themselves, and what we have here are two very disturbed bruins.'

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