Theatrical Role-player Pillows

'This is enough, Walt - I don't want to play dress-up any more'

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"Why do they do that?"

"He likes it."

Billy. The Kid.

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

A couple dressed as a knife and fork

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

Little Princess.

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

Kid with 'Little Wellness Facilitator' kit

Little doctor.

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

'You're doing a play in kindergarten?'

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

'I'm re-enacting a battle with my conscience.'

"Most of the time it's 'Me Tarzan, you Jane', until we get into the bedroom. Then he's all, 'You Tarzan, Me Jane'."