Theatre Player Pillows

"I'm going to pull a seat number from this fish bowl and someone will have a very memorable night at the theater."

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

Pirate

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

Papageno from The Magic Flute

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

Taking a peek at the audience

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"To save time, I'll just mention the people I’m not thanking."

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

'She sounds like your mother when you told her that you were going to marry me.'

Applause

Silly wig.

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

Falstaff

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

"Toi Toi Toi!"

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

A man taking a bow

Cygnets from Swan Lake

"Avant-garde jazz hands"

Tower Hamlets

Tina Turner

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

Illustrations of Shakespeare.

Three Ladies

"Great news, I've booked you two stag nights, a hen party and fourteen solemn thanksgiving services for members of the theatrical profession"