Theatre Player Gifts

"I'm going to pull a seat number from this fish bowl and someone will have a very memorable night at the theater."

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

Papageno from The Magic Flute

Pirate

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

Taking a peek at the audience

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

Silly wig.

Applause

"To save time, I'll just mention the people I’m not thanking."

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

"Toi Toi Toi!"

'She sounds like your mother when you told her that you were going to marry me.'

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

Falstaff

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

Freddie Mercury

Karataoke

"Avant-garde jazz hands"

A man taking a bow

Cygnets from Swan Lake

Tina Turner

Jimmy Cagney.

Tower Hamlets

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

Jeff Beck.

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

Magic Tricks