Theatre Person Gifts

Jazzy Crossing: A group of jazz dancers cross the road at a Jazzy Crossing sign in a very Jazzy way

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

Papageno from The Magic Flute

Pirate

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

Taking a peek at the audience

"Toi Toi Toi!"

Falstaff

Silly wig.

The Witches Discover The Wok

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

"To save time, I'll just mention the people I’m not thanking."

'She sounds like your mother when you told her that you were going to marry me.'

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

Cygnets from Swan Lake

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

A man taking a bow

"Avant-garde jazz hands"

Tina Turner

'I'm re-enacting a battle with my conscience.'

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

'Wow! I never before saw such a strenuous objection.'

Three Ladies