Theatre Person Gifts

Jazzy Crossing: A group of jazz dancers cross the road at a Jazzy Crossing sign in a very Jazzy way

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

Pirate

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

Papageno from The Magic Flute

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

Taking a peek at the audience

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"To save time, I'll just mention the people I’m not thanking."

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

The Witches Discover The Wok

Silly wig.

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

"Toi Toi Toi!"

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

Falstaff

'She sounds like your mother when you told her that you were going to marry me.'

Freddie Mercury

Karataoke

A man taking a bow

"Avant-garde jazz hands"

Cygnets from Swan Lake

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

Tina Turner

Jimmy Cagney.

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

Jeff Beck.

'I'm re-enacting a battle with my conscience.'

Three Ladies