Theatre Actors Gifts

Ever theatrical, Einstein would occasionally disappear into another dimension, thereby breaking the fifth wall.

Shepherd and eurydice

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Benedict Cumberbatch

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

Pirate

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

Southwark Fair.

Leslie Caron.

Papageno from The Magic Flute

"Extreme miming"

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

Piracy on a boating lake

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

'But they told me to take her down to theatre...'

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

Emotion of Mr. Kenwigs on hearing the family news from Nicholas

Modern Major General

Taking a peek at the audience

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

Silly wig.

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

Scarpia from Tosca

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.