Theater Actor Gifts

"Young Montague's full of himself."

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

Scrooge and Bob Cratchit

'Oh no you haven't.'

The little Viking compensates with his helmet horns.

Flop Musicals: Singing in the Crane.

Nutcracker in a Tutu

"So you're depressed. Everybody's depressed—some of us just handle it better than others."

Panto Horse on the Subway

Masquerades and Operas, Burlington Gate.

'..the sound of no hands clapping...'

'No, son, this is a theater, not the stock exchange.'

'Hello? Oh, I'm at the theatre... a play...yeah, it's not bad.'

"Having captions above makes me feel like I'm doing grand opera."

Papageno from the Magic Flute

Taking a peek at the audience

"Could we have just a regular waiter?"

"Tonight's performance has been canceled, because the star of our show has decided that musicals are stupid."

Exeunt

"No, no, no! You're, like, 'I really, really, really love you,' and you're, like, 'Whatever.' "

Jane Krakowski

"Avant-garde jazz hands"

Moses is fed lines by a prompter as he makes a speech to the Israelites after receiving the Ten Commandments.

Theater on meds

A Midwinter Day's Work

The Kink and I

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

Stage Realism

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

The Death of Pierrot

Papageno from The Magic Flute

'Both of us must have got the date wrong...'

'It's him!'

Freddy Starr died here.

Old Vic / Adelphi Theatre