Theater Actor Pillows

"Young Montague's full of himself."

Flop Musicals: Singing in the Crane.

Nutcracker in a Tutu

The little Viking compensates with his helmet horns.

'Well, one of us has screwed up!'

'Oh no you haven't.'

Scrooge and Bob Cratchit

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

'No, son, this is a theater, not the stock exchange.'

Taking a peek at the audience

'Hello? Oh, I'm at the theatre... a play...yeah, it's not bad.'

'..the sound of no hands clapping...'

Papageno from the Magic Flute

Masquerades and Operas, Burlington Gate.

"Having captions above makes me feel like I'm doing grand opera."

Panto Horse on the Subway

"So you're depressed. Everybody's depressed—some of us just handle it better than others."

'Is there a doctor in the audience, or preferably a handsome actor who can play a doctor?'

Three Ladies

Peep show

"You should have thought about that earlier."

Comedy and Tragedy Masks

Tamino runs away from the snake

Sisters

King Gustav Un Ballo in Maschera finale

"Do you have anything that can help remove dark circles from under my eyes?"

Papagena from the Magic Flute

Alberich turns into a dragon

Tosca on the balcony

Carmen

Carmen sword fight

Fat fairy

Queen of the Night from Magic Flute

Judas Iscariot mistakenly thinks the last supper is dinner theater.

Juliet