Theatre Actor Gifts

NOT 2B

'I just cant do it...the script says enter stage left and I'm a Conservative.'

A cat rejects a dog performer's act.

"There's nothing like a dame!"

Shakespeare at the beach ...

The great bespeak for Miss Snevellicci

"Is there a Valkyrie in the house?"

I Pagliacci

Skeleton getting his skull back from an actor.

'For tonight's performance, the actor in the role of Uncle Vanya will be phoning in his part.'

The pig playwrite.

Jimmy Cagney.

'Oooh, I see we have a celebrity among us tonight.'

Jason's fighting style was heavily influenced by his love of West Side Story.

Tragic Physiognomies - Heracles: 'Guess if you can, and choose if you dare!'

'Alas, poor Yorick. He couldn't handle the corporate culture.'

'You idiot, Martin, you don't need those silly glasses to get an amazing 3-D effect. . . this is a PLAY!'

Peter Pandemic

Sir Oliver Murgatroyd

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

Corona puts is stand-up comedians out of work! Please help!

Sir Roderick Murgatroyd

"Alas, poor Yorik!"

Mime and invisable Alberich

Squirrel

Klytaemnestra

Fairy Queen

"I'm getting really tired of this cancel culture."

Welsh Dragon

Sir Roderick Murgatroyd

"Friends, Romans, countrymen, heterosexuals, homosexuals, bisexuals, transgender. . ."

Comedy, Tragedy, Facelift

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

Cabaret

Mimi's tiny hand is frozen (La Boheme)