Theatrical Role-player Gifts

'This is enough, Walt - I don't want to play dress-up any more'

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

"Do you want to pretend to be a doctor and I'll pretend to be a hotshot civil litigation attorney who sues you till your ears bleed?"

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"Why do they do that?"

Billy. The Kid.

"He likes it."

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

A couple dressed as a knife and fork

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

Kid with 'Little Wellness Facilitator' kit

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

Little Princess.

Little doctor.

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

'You're doing a play in kindergarten?'

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

"Excuse me a moment, whilst I just change hats."

Businessman wearing many hats.

"Most of the time it's 'Me Tarzan, you Jane', until we get into the bedroom. Then he's all, 'You Tarzan, Me Jane'."

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'