Dramatic Role Player Gifts

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"Why do they do that?"

A couple dressed as a knife and fork

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

'We'll send you to acting class when you're older. For now, get up and get ready for school.'

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

'We're playing Doctor - he's the caddy.'

"Dad, will you play judge and tell me if Raymond or Joey is the father of my baby doll?"

Kid to sister: 'I never play doctor anymore. There's too much paperwork.'

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

An opera singer

'The actors guild suspended my membership.'

New For Halloween! Sexy C.P.A.

Crocodile Costume

"Ahem."

"I know it is a digital production, but this cheque is a digit short."

"Hello, my name is Eddie and I will be your customer tonight."

"Let's make believe they have to get dressed to go out now because there's a big sale at Bloomingdale's."

'Whatever happened to that platoon of GIs you used to pretend to be at bedtimes?'

"In principle we're happy with the trust idea...as long as it's properly monitored and regulated!"

'I hope your temperature is normal too, like Spots was.'

'How come you always get to be Warren Buffett and I have to be George Soros?'

'Let's pretend we're married so we can have a fight!'

'Previously on 'Mummies and Daddies...''

'Don't you remember These are bar stools where we first met.'

'Apparently, they've gone rogue, Al. They've stopped playing roles and are speaking for themselves, and what we have here are two very disturbed bruins.'

Caped Character

Junior Doctor and Junior Insurance Salesman

"I find it very significant that you would rather play house."