Role-play Drama Lover Gifts

"Hello, my name is Eddie and I will be your customer tonight."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"Why do they do that?"

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

Cut!

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

A couple dressed as a knife and fork

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

"I can't believe he brought her."

A little bird told me...

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

Shakespeare. Hamlet. Romeo and Juliet. "To be or not to be, that is the question". "We are such stuff …As dreams are made of …" "What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other word would small as sweet." That Shakespeare guy had some neat sound bites.

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

The Unhappy King

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

Illustrations of Shakespeare.

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

The wine-shop

Hamlet in the craft shop.

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

Proposal

I Pagliacci

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

Speech

Oedipus

"They're class action figures."