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"Hello, my name is Eddie and I will be your customer tonight."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"Why do they do that?"

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

"I can't believe he brought her."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

A couple dressed as a knife and fork

A little bird told me...

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

Illustrations of Shakespeare.

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

The Unhappy King

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

The wine-shop

Hamlet in the craft shop.

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

"They're class action figures."

I Pagliacci

Proposal

Oedipus

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

Speech

'Want to make some big money, William? A publisher wants you to write a page-turner.'