"We've been having a lot of trouble with cross-dressers lately."
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"Do you want to pretend to be a doctor and I'll pretend to be a hotshot civil litigation attorney who sues you till your ears bleed?"
"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."
"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."
"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth."
"Most of the time it's 'Me Tarzan, you Jane', until we get into the bedroom. Then he's all, 'You Tarzan, Me Jane'."
'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'
'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'
'Let's play doctor. You can be my malpractice lawyer.'
'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'
"They're class action figures."
'How can you say I'm a bad actress, Tarzan?'
I'm tired of your games, Al. MY games? look who's talking! The guy with the role-playing hand puppets!
'We've been playing house for 5 minutes, and she's already nagging me to get a job.'
'Let's play doctor - you be the patient, you be the surgeon, and I'll be the malpractice-attorney.'
Kid in pedal police car pulling over a kid on a trike
"And what if I don't want to be Jack or Ennis?"
'We're playing 'mummy'!'
When we said we wanted you to have more fun training we didn't mean THAT much fun.
"I'm sensing that the role-playing homework I gave you didn't work."
'Little Nurse' daughter trying to distract Daddy so he cuts himself shaving
Big people always make a mess of things phobia: 'Let's play grownups. You'll be for busing and I'll be against it.'
"Miss Penny to inquire about the tardiness of evening kibble."
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"These LARPERS are a bit more subtle and reality-based."
"The patient is ready for his injections, doctor."
'I still say I should be at the REAR end, Rodney!'
"Hello, my name is Eddie and I will be your customer tonight."
"Hey I know, let's play bored kids hanging around after school."
"I'm the mommy and he's the daddy and Teddy is the #@&&!# kid who keeps us from having time to do anything!"
"Do you think we could stop using 'Julius Caesar' in the role plays?"
'These online fantasy worlds are great fun. I can be ‘Dave the Accountant' from Birmingham.'
"Armstrong, have you seen my phone?" "Indeed I have, minion." "I’ve trained the café’s rodents to abscond with unattended cell phones, which I then return to patrons, earning their gratitude and loyalty." "You did not." "No, I didn’t. But it’s always been a dream of mine." "Very bad man." "Thank you for the opportunity to role play."
'I'm a vestal virgin.'
"Wanna play doctor?"
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