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'I thought we were going to play doctor?' 'We are playing doctor. I'm a lawyer and I'm suing you for malpractice.'

'I know, let's play, Mummies and Daddies... 'Why don't you help me around the house more? You lazy, good for nothing...''

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

"You be the Native American and I'll be the cowperson."

"Call me old fashioned, but I prefer the pre-covid version of playing doctors and nurses."

"You're taking the librarian and student role-play too seriously."

"Brilliant role-play! You're becoming adept at management through anger!"

"You pretend you're Mummy pretending she's got a headache and I'll pretend I'm Daddy pretending he's being sympathetic."

'Hoyle arrived home to find his wife had already donned her goatskins'

Cowboys and Indians.

'Anybody here need a honey bear'

Acting lessons.

'We're playing 'mummy'!'

'You play the nurse and I'll play God.'

'Let's play doctor - you be the patient, you be the surgeon, and I'll be the malpractice-attorney.'

"You wanted to role-play - I can't help it if a doctor would be medically obligated to say something about your weight."

'Good morning, Dad, It's your turn to be the cowboys!'

'I don't care if cows do know more about cowboys - I'm tired of always having to be the Indian.'

'I still say I should be at the REAR end, Rodney!'

'Oh baby, you're so kinky!'

"Hey I know, let's play bored kids hanging around after school."

"No fair, Shelly, you always get to be the pharmaceutical rep."

"She's playing doctor a little too deftly."

Time for role-playing. I'll be Armstrong. Go! Give me a raise, you tight-fisted scrooge! A raise? A raise?! How about if I fire you and then give your raise to the half-blind donkey who will be more than qualified to replace you! you didn't do last night's reading on responding with low-grade physical threats. Played Angry Birds.

Dominatrix

"I'll be the doctor and you be from managed care."

"I enjoy role-playing, but do we really need the dramaturge?"

"When is this sexual fantasy going to get interesting, Brad?"

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

"Do you want to pretend to be a doctor and I'll pretend to be a hotshot civil litigation attorney who sues you till your ears bleed?"

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

"He likes it."