Role-play Enthusiasts Gifts

'We're playing Doctor.. I'm filing for insurance claims, and Tommy's on the phone to his lawyer.'

You Always Get to Be the Good Guy

"We're playing house and Joey wants to be the Boss...but boys can't be the mommy, right?"

"Look at that...Gracie and your little brother are playing house."

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

"Do you want to pretend to be a doctor and I'll pretend to be a hotshot civil litigation attorney who sues you till your ears bleed?"

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

"He likes it."

Billy. The Kid.

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth."

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

Kid with 'Little Wellness Facilitator' kit

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

Little Princess.

Little doctor.

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

Businessman wearing many hats.

"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

"Hold on, that's my Mom dressed up like 'Xena, Princess Warrior'....real mature, Mom!"