Role-play Aficionado Gifts

'I know, let's try role reversal. I'll drone on and on about my miserable life and we'll see how you like it.'

"And what if I don't want to be Jack or Ennis?"

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

There Will Always Be Someone Kinkier Than Your Vanilla Ass

"These LARPERS are a bit more subtle and reality-based."

'Let's play celebrity doctors and nurses.'

'oooo. . . I love it when you role play the ex-wife. . . Mmm. . . kinky. Will it be long, drawn-out and expensive.'

Dress for the level to which you aspire.

At the Xmas transvestite Nativity fancy dress Bob decided to eat, drink and be Mary!

'She found him through an ad in one of those kinky papers.'

"I'm your doctor. Take these pills."

"Wanna play doctor?"

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth."

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

"Most of the time it's 'Me Tarzan, you Jane', until we get into the bedroom. Then he's all, 'You Tarzan, Me Jane'."

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

'How can you say I'm a bad actress, Tarzan?'

"They're class action figures."

'We've been playing house for 5 minutes, and she's already nagging me to get a job.'

'Let's play doctor - you be the patient, you be the surgeon, and I'll be the malpractice-attorney.'

'We're playing 'mummy'!'

When we said we wanted you to have more fun training we didn't mean THAT much fun.

"I'm sensing that the role-playing homework I gave you didn't work."

'Little Nurse' daughter trying to distract Daddy so he cuts himself shaving

"Hello, my name is Eddie and I will be your customer tonight."

Fancy Dress Box

"The patient is ready for his injections, doctor."

"Miss Penny to inquire about the tardiness of evening kibble."

"Hey I know, let's play bored kids hanging around after school."

Big people always make a mess of things phobia: 'Let's play grownups. You'll be for busing and I'll be against it.'

'I still say I should be at the REAR end, Rodney!'

"Do you think we could stop using 'Julius Caesar' in the role plays?"

'These online fantasy worlds are great fun. I can be ‘Dave the Accountant' from Birmingham.'