Role-playing Aficionado Gifts

"Why do I always have to play the pirates?"

'So this is what you do while I'm away.'

"I'm sensing that the role-playing homework I gave you didn't work."

"Why am I always the bad guy?"

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth."

"Most of the time it's 'Me Tarzan, you Jane', until we get into the bedroom. Then he's all, 'You Tarzan, Me Jane'."

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

'Let's play doctor. You can be my malpractice lawyer.'

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

"They're class action figures."

'How can you say I'm a bad actress, Tarzan?'

'We've been playing house for 5 minutes, and she's already nagging me to get a job.'

'Let's play doctor - you be the patient, you be the surgeon, and I'll be the malpractice-attorney.'

'We're playing 'mummy'!'

When we said we wanted you to have more fun training we didn't mean THAT much fun.

"And what if I don't want to be Jack or Ennis?"

"Miss Penny to inquire about the tardiness of evening kibble."

"Hey I know, let's play bored kids hanging around after school."

Big people always make a mess of things phobia: 'Let's play grownups. You'll be for busing and I'll be against it.'

'I still say I should be at the REAR end, Rodney!'

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'Little Nurse' daughter trying to distract Daddy so he cuts himself shaving

"These LARPERS are a bit more subtle and reality-based."

"The patient is ready for his injections, doctor."

"Do you think we could stop using 'Julius Caesar' in the role plays?"

'These online fantasy worlds are great fun. I can be ‘Dave the Accountant' from Birmingham.'

"The clerk will call the roll."

"Armstrong, have you seen my phone?" "Indeed I have, minion." "I’ve trained the café’s rodents to abscond with unattended cell phones, which I then return to patrons, earning their gratitude and loyalty." "You did not." "No, I didn’t. But it’s always been a dream of mine." "Very bad man." "Thank you for the opportunity to role play."

"Let's try a little role play."

"Hey, let's mix it up a bit today and have you be the bad cop."

"Congratulations on opening night."

"You be the Native American and I'll be the cowperson."