Role-playing Aficionado Gifts

"Why do I always have to play the pirates?"

'So this is what you do while I'm away.'

"I'm sensing that the role-playing homework I gave you didn't work."

"Why am I always the bad guy?"

"Do you want to pretend to be a doctor and I'll pretend to be a hotshot civil litigation attorney who sues you till your ears bleed?"

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth."

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

"Most of the time it's 'Me Tarzan, you Jane', until we get into the bedroom. Then he's all, 'You Tarzan, Me Jane'."

'Let's play doctor. You can be my malpractice lawyer.'

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

"They're class action figures."

'How can you say I'm a bad actress, Tarzan?'

I'm tired of your games, Al. MY games? look who's talking! The guy with the role-playing hand puppets!

'We've been playing house for 5 minutes, and she's already nagging me to get a job.'

'Let's play doctor - you be the patient, you be the surgeon, and I'll be the malpractice-attorney.'

'We're playing 'mummy'!'

Kid in pedal police car pulling over a kid on a trike

When we said we wanted you to have more fun training we didn't mean THAT much fun.

"And what if I don't want to be Jack or Ennis?"

"Hey I know, let's play bored kids hanging around after school."

'Little Nurse' daughter trying to distract Daddy so he cuts himself shaving

'I still say I should be at the REAR end, Rodney!'

"Miss Penny to inquire about the tardiness of evening kibble."

"The patient is ready for his injections, doctor."

"These LARPERS are a bit more subtle and reality-based."

Big people always make a mess of things phobia: 'Let's play grownups. You'll be for busing and I'll be against it.'

Fancy Dress Box

"Do you think we could stop using 'Julius Caesar' in the role plays?"

'These online fantasy worlds are great fun. I can be ‘Dave the Accountant' from Birmingham.'

"You be the Native American and I'll be the cowperson."

"Wanna play doctor?"

"Hey, let's mix it up a bit today and have you be the bad cop."