Role-playing Game Aficionado Gifts

'I told you to summon an orc, not a dork!'

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

'How about a game of cards?'

"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth."

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

"Most of the time it's 'Me Tarzan, you Jane', until we get into the bedroom. Then he's all, 'You Tarzan, Me Jane'."

'Let's play doctor. You can be my malpractice lawyer.'

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

"They're class action figures."

'How can you say I'm a bad actress, Tarzan?'

'We've been playing house for 5 minutes, and she's already nagging me to get a job.'

Existential Risk

'Let's play doctor - you be the patient, you be the surgeon, and I'll be the malpractice-attorney.'

Let the Summer Games Begin!

Irritable Vowel Syndrome

'It was worse than that ? I was slimed by a lawyer!'

"And what if I don't want to be Jack or Ennis?"

"I'm sensing that the role-playing homework I gave you didn't work."

When we said we wanted you to have more fun training we didn't mean THAT much fun.

'We're playing 'mummy'!'

"Miss Penny to inquire about the tardiness of evening kibble."

"The patient is ready for his injections, doctor."

'I still say I should be at the REAR end, Rodney!'

"These LARPERS are a bit more subtle and reality-based."

"Hey I know, let's play bored kids hanging around after school."

"Who the hell didn't rewind Jumanji 20 years ago?!?"

'I'm going out to forge an alliance.'

Big people always make a mess of things phobia: 'Let's play grownups. You'll be for busing and I'll be against it.'