Rpg Enthusiast Gifts

'No I didn't cast Detect Evil to work it out! Let's just say I aced my Female Intuition roll...'

'It was worse than that ? I was slimed by a lawyer!'

The archer is better looking, but the fighter has more hit points.

"You're doing your homework?!"

"Do you want to pretend to be a doctor and I'll pretend to be a hotshot civil litigation attorney who sues you till your ears bleed?"

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

Mixed Doubles.

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

"Marco ..."

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

'She'll never look for me here.'

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

"Most of the time it's 'Me Tarzan, you Jane', until we get into the bedroom. Then he's all, 'You Tarzan, Me Jane'."

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

'Guess how many I ATE.'

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

'No, you can't play Space Invaders in it.'

Crane Game. Ball Game.

'Let's play doctor. You can be my malpractice lawyer.'

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

"Mommy! Mommy! Daddy lost!"

I'm tired of your games, Al. MY games? look who's talking! The guy with the role-playing hand puppets!

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

With Grandpa it was often a game of hide and sleep.

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

'How can you say I'm a bad actress, Tarzan?'

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!