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'No I didn't cast Detect Evil to work it out! Let's just say I aced my Female Intuition roll...'

'It was worse than that ? I was slimed by a lawyer!'

The archer is better looking, but the fighter has more hit points.

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

Mixed Doubles.

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

"Marco ..."

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

'She'll never look for me here.'

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

'Guess how many I ATE.'

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

"Most of the time it's 'Me Tarzan, you Jane', until we get into the bedroom. Then he's all, 'You Tarzan, Me Jane'."

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

'Let's play doctor. You can be my malpractice lawyer.'

With Grandpa it was often a game of hide and sleep.

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

"Mommy! Mommy! Daddy lost!"

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

'How can you say I'm a bad actress, Tarzan?'

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

'I can't talk right now. I'm discussing strategy with our financial director.'

'Well, I'll say this: when the new boss came on board, it was a real game-changer for all of us!'

"Fancy a game of chicken?"