Dungeon Enthusiast Gifts

A mouse is chained in a dungeon.

Wow. A corner office at last

'Ok guys, lights out!...Is everyone uncomfortable?!'

"Lastly, we have Mr. Asher. He fancies long pulls on the rack, impromptu floggings and water boarding at nightfall."

"Would it be possible for you to take a photo of my meal and post it on social media?"

Dungeon Hand Sanitiser

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

Diolch

Organic Soldering.

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

'I suppose you think that's funny.'

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'

'Well, 2012 is the year of the dragon, after all!'

'No, I won't be celebrating St George's Day.'

Welsh Dragon

Ok, I'll put in the hundred thousand for a 50% share of your St. George franchise.

'So he eats the odd secretary now and then. He's our top actuary and I intend to make him a partner.'

'It was worse than that ? I was slimed by a lawyer!'

"Can I see that 'National Law Journal' when you're through with it?"

I'm sorry, Dick. I think we should start seeing other demons.

"So your successful fantasy novels are based on your own experiences....can you elaborate on that?"

"Running out for lawyers and CEOs. Want anything?"

"I know I said you could retitle your office, but..."

"Ground score!"

'I've told you over and over those things will give you cavities, but do you listen?'

'Boy you light my fire!'

"Why can't you bring me a rodent like a normal cat?"

"I can't believe you had your ex move in with us."

A dragon has eaten my knight, please help.

"Watch your step - we're dealing with a professional here!"

'I finally kicked the fire breathing habit, now I'm stuck on mints and I'm gaining weight.'

"Admittedly, our research went astray but getting more funding should be easier now."

'... and I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those dang meddling kids... that and my incredibly stupid plan. Also in retrospect, I realize my costume was, regrettably, quite lame.'

"Sign here, initial here, rassle Zeke for the keys and you're all set."