Dungeon Delighters Gifts

Early Goths.

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

Wow. A corner office at last

'Don't throw the little silicon chips away -- we may find a use for them someday.'

Devilled Eggs

Hellbillies.

"Target in range. Ready... hug."

Magazine Stand at the Pearly Gates

'My work clothes are at the cleaner's, so I had to borrow my kid's hoodie.'

The Cheese God

"No ham in this, I hope?"

"I'll have Envy for starter, Greed for Main and Lust to follow."

"Do you have any other qualifications apart from reaching level 15 on the 'Deathstar of Doom' game?"

"I heard someone was looking for a dungeon master."

'Give it a rest, will you? -- We're ALL bored!'

'These are natural and organic ... two slabs of hog's bacon deep fried in crispy batter and dipped in chocolate.'

Man hanging by chains in dungeon, arrow in chest with message saying: 'Help is at hand.'

'Down to 43 hit points? ?have you been fighting again?'

Lair Freshner

"Would it be possible for you to take a photo of my meal and post it on social media?"

'Stressed' Spelled Backwards is 'desserts'

"Lastly, we have Mr. Asher. He fancies long pulls on the rack, impromptu floggings and water boarding at nightfall."

The archer is better looking, but the fighter has more hit points.

"Fate is but a roll of the dice, cast by giant nerds."

'Say something funny,'

A mouse is chained in a dungeon.

'How many experience points do I have? — I'm not that kind of girl!'

'Some gagwriter you turned out to be!'

Pocket protectors...

Extreme sports Society - doorbell reads, 'Massive buzz'.

Dungeon Hand Sanitiser

"For god's sake...use deodorant!"