Dungeon Delighters Gifts

Early Goths.

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

Wow. A corner office at last

'Don't throw the little silicon chips away -- we may find a use for them someday.'

Devilled Eggs

Hellbillies.

"Target in range. Ready... hug."

'Oh, you know, the usual...just working.'

'My work clothes are at the cleaner's, so I had to borrow my kid's hoodie.'

Magazine Stand at the Pearly Gates

The Cheese God

"No ham in this, I hope?"

'These are natural and organic ... two slabs of hog's bacon deep fried in crispy batter and dipped in chocolate.'

"Do you have any other qualifications apart from reaching level 15 on the 'Deathstar of Doom' game?"

"I'll have Envy for starter, Greed for Main and Lust to follow."

'Give it a rest, will you? -- We're ALL bored!'

"I heard someone was looking for a dungeon master."

Man hanging by chains in dungeon, arrow in chest with message saying: 'Help is at hand.'

'Down to 43 hit points? ?have you been fighting again?'

"Would it be possible for you to take a photo of my meal and post it on social media?"

Lair Freshner

'Stressed' Spelled Backwards is 'desserts'

'Some gagwriter you turned out to be!'

Pocket protectors...

"Lastly, we have Mr. Asher. He fancies long pulls on the rack, impromptu floggings and water boarding at nightfall."

A mouse is chained in a dungeon.

Yeah, next time let's save the rack for last.

'How many experience points do I have? — I'm not that kind of girl!'

'Say something funny,'

The archer is better looking, but the fighter has more hit points.

"Fate is but a roll of the dice, cast by giant nerds."

"Yes, it's damned uncomfortable, but my thinking is so much clearer."

Extreme sports Society - doorbell reads, 'Massive buzz'.

Dungeon Hand Sanitiser