Dungeon Delighter Gifts

'Some gagwriter you turned out to be!'

"It's so relaxing watching the clouds change shape as they drift by. You could almost forget you're a dog. Is it my imagination… or does that cloud look a bit like a cat? Arf! Arf! Arf!"

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

'Our top theologians have studied the issue, Your Majesty, and they agree that you're damned if you do and damned if you don't.'

Wow. A corner office at last

'Don't throw the little silicon chips away -- we may find a use for them someday.'

"Target in range. Ready... hug."

"Meditation is too hard. How do you keep one thought in your mind for this long?"

'Oh, you know, the usual...just working.'

Magazine Stand at the Pearly Gates

'My work clothes are at the cleaner's, so I had to borrow my kid's hoodie.'

Schenker discovers the true essence of humanity

"No ham in this, I hope?"

Early Goths.

"I heard someone was looking for a dungeon master."

'Give it a rest, will you? -- We're ALL bored!'

"Do you have any other qualifications apart from reaching level 15 on the 'Deathstar of Doom' game?"

Man hanging by chains in dungeon, arrow in chest with message saying: 'Help is at hand.'

'Down to 43 hit points? ?have you been fighting again?'

"Would it be possible for you to take a photo of my meal and post it on social media?"

Lair Freshner

Gone out.Your custard pie's in the oven.

'Stressed' Spelled Backwards is 'desserts'

The archer is better looking, but the fighter has more hit points.

Pocket protectors...

"Fate is but a roll of the dice, cast by giant nerds."

"Lastly, we have Mr. Asher. He fancies long pulls on the rack, impromptu floggings and water boarding at nightfall."

'Say something funny,'

A mouse is chained in a dungeon.

'How many experience points do I have? — I'm not that kind of girl!'

'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!'

"Yes, it's damned uncomfortable, but my thinking is so much clearer."

Extreme sports Society - doorbell reads, 'Massive buzz'.

"For god's sake...use deodorant!"