Dungeon Delver Gifts

"Watering my lawn during a drought. You?"

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

"No ham in this, I hope?"

"I heard someone was looking for a dungeon master."

"For god's sake...use deodorant!"

'Give it a rest, will you? -- We're ALL bored!'

Rock Climber

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

100k Desert Crawl

Woman is shocked at seeing her weight, she doesn't realise that her dog is also on the scales.

'A xebec and fluyt passed a heptad of shilpit grugrus.'

Farmer planting the next crop of PC's.

"That one's for higher-skilled plank walkers."

'Well, I don't know anything about 'identity theft'. All I can tell you, is that according to these records you're already here.'

'Step one inexploring a newly discovered cave- wade thru the bat guano.'

Dreaming pets.

Cast of Dream

Early Goths.

George flew like an eagle, but landed like a limpet.

Man hanging by chains in dungeon, arrow in chest with message saying: 'Help is at hand.'

'Hi, Mum- I'm on board.'

"Links"

Lair Freshner

"Your resume says you're a people person? Heck, I've got more Facebook friends than you do!"

The Shark Cage

'Is our debt big enough yet for a bail-out?'

Spiro & Pusho and the empty pool

"Your mother and I have taken on too much debt. We need you to give up the condo and move back in with us."

"Fate is but a roll of the dice, cast by giant nerds."

'Some gagwriter you turned out to be!'

"This is Frankie. He handles all my stunts."

Cannonball!

'How many experience points do I have? — I'm not that kind of girl!'

'Say something funny,'