Dungeon Delver Prints

"Watering my lawn during a drought. You?"

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

"No ham in this, I hope?"

"I heard someone was looking for a dungeon master."

"For god's sake...use deodorant!"

'Give it a rest, will you? -- We're ALL bored!'

Rock Climber

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

100k Desert Crawl

Woman is shocked at seeing her weight, she doesn't realise that her dog is also on the scales.

'A xebec and fluyt passed a heptad of shilpit grugrus.'

Farmer planting the next crop of PC's.

"That one's for higher-skilled plank walkers."

'Well, I don't know anything about 'identity theft'. All I can tell you, is that according to these records you're already here.'

'Step one inexploring a newly discovered cave- wade thru the bat guano.'

Dreaming pets.

George flew like an eagle, but landed like a limpet.

Early Goths.

Cast of Dream

Man hanging by chains in dungeon, arrow in chest with message saying: 'Help is at hand.'

The Shark Cage

'Hi, Mum- I'm on board.'

"Links"

"Your resume says you're a people person? Heck, I've got more Facebook friends than you do!"

Lair Freshner

'Is our debt big enough yet for a bail-out?'

Spiro & Pusho and the empty pool

"Your mother and I have taken on too much debt. We need you to give up the condo and move back in with us."

"Data bases try to avoid me!"

Pocket protectors...

"This is Frankie. He handles all my stunts."

'Some gagwriter you turned out to be!'

'How many experience points do I have? — I'm not that kind of girl!'

'Say something funny,'