Digital Delver Gifts

Farmer planting the next crop of PC's.

"Your resume says you're a people person? Heck, I've got more Facebook friends than you do!"

Woman receives email in the post.

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

"Because webmasters don't take out the trash, that's why"

'I got an F today - for improper interfacing with my computer.'

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

Spooning

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

'A xebec and fluyt passed a heptad of shilpit grugrus.'

Information Tightrope.

Woman is shocked at seeing her weight, she doesn't realise that her dog is also on the scales.

"A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer."

'I'm afraid Mr. Caldwell doesn't want to see you now. However, you're free to visit his web site.'

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

"You'll be able to talk to your husband. I have video conferencing."

Click - 'View basket' - 'click' - 'Proceed to checkout.' - 'Con't untick box if you don't not want to not recieve e-mail marketing.' - 'Calm, Peel. Calm...' -

"Thanks for the offer... but I'd rather see if tech support can get my computer running."

"Yeah, my mum made me come outside to play as well."

'We need a memory upgrade ourselves to remember all these passwords.'

'Internet' 'Internot'

"Jim had to know what happens when you turn off your computer while it's updating."

End of world nigh!!!

'Well, I don't know anything about 'identity theft'. All I can tell you, is that according to these records you're already here.'

"It just doesn't seem right. Ever since the new system upgrade nothing is where it used to be!"

"Whatever the politicians might decide, I'm well prepared because I've got enough hate comments for the next five years!"

"Yes dear, I know excessive mobile use is dangerous, that's not why I'm calling."

"I never ask for a raise any more. I just hack into the boss's computer and give myself one."

Fortune teller using a computer rather than traditional methods

"I'm the boss, I set the agenda, I make the decisions...GOT IT!"

"I didn't mind that his Valentine was a e-card. The big letdown was getting the box of e-chocolates."

Bungee jumping with your PC.