Digital Daredevils Gifts

'Oh no ! I've crashed.'

"Yeah, my mum made me come outside to play as well."

"I've never seen such destruction on a phone. What happened?"

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

'I got an F today - for improper interfacing with my computer.'

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

'Certainly. Here's the break-down. Seventy-five dollars for my labour. And seventy-five dollars for you impersonating a plumber.'

"A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer."

Information Tightrope.

Farmer planting the next crop of PC's.

Click - 'View basket' - 'click' - 'Proceed to checkout.' - 'Con't untick box if you don't not want to not recieve e-mail marketing.' - 'Calm, Peel. Calm...' -

"That one's for higher-skilled plank walkers."

'Internet' 'Internot'

'If I don't like it, I rearrange your face.'

"Let me show you my latest D.I.Y. project."

"Jim had to know what happens when you turn off your computer while it's updating."

'I'll give you a HUGE bonus in bitcoins if you can explain to me what the hell they are.'

How to choose...

'Until you remember where you put the ladder, be quiet!'

Super Homeworld

'... And here's one I made earlier.'

"But you must continue as a lab rat! Can't you see we have three mouths to feed?"

"Yes dear, I know excessive mobile use is dangerous, that's not why I'm calling."

Robot Olympics

Bungee jumping with your PC.

"I never ask for a raise any more. I just hack into the boss's computer and give myself one."

DIY store with a first aid department

It's only an email, what harm can it do?

'I see that somebody grabbed the bull by the horns.'

Mutant Mootunes - Pete Poodle Pants

"When you're done cyberattacking, your PB&J, with crustd cut off, is waiting."