Internet Daredevil Gifts

'You have just p***ed off a major world superpower. Continue? Y/N.'

Evolution.

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

WiFi Signals

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

'I got an F today - for improper interfacing with my computer.'

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

YOLO vs YODO

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

'Helen, you're the team leader, why don't you jump first?'

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

'Coulda, woulda, and definitely shoulda.'

"I normally don’t do this on the first date."

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

A convenient attack of swine flu...

'I told you not to look up your ailments on the internet' - computer screen reads 'You have 3 days to live',

"Fancy a game of chicken?"

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

Information Tightrope.

"A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer."

Memorable Travel Adventure: 'I was in Florida, and on a whim, decided to wrestle an alligator.'

"Fine, you win. I'll call a handyman."

"Error 404: Brain not found"

'Clayton enjoys living on the edge,'