Internet Daredevil Pillows

'You have just p***ed off a major world superpower. Continue? Y/N.'

Evolution.

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

WiFi Signals

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

YOLO vs YODO

'I got an F today - for improper interfacing with my computer.'

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

'Helen, you're the team leader, why don't you jump first?'

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

'Coulda, woulda, and definitely shoulda.'

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

"I normally don’t do this on the first date."

A convenient attack of swine flu...

'I told you not to look up your ailments on the internet' - computer screen reads 'You have 3 days to live',

"Fancy a game of chicken?"

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

'Clayton enjoys living on the edge,'

"Error 404: Brain not found"

"A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer."

Memorable Travel Adventure: 'I was in Florida, and on a whim, decided to wrestle an alligator.'

"Fine, you win. I'll call a handyman."

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.